vvaddles:

when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where
image

(via smells-like-teen-sweat)

269,497 notes
Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

niastillstanding:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

image

I’m weak 😂😂

335,076 notes

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

image


“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

image


“She’s doing really well for a woman”

image

(via smells-like-teen-sweat)

363,455 notes

paintdeath:

Its 2014 and some people still fail to see how age is not a valid excuse for racism, cultural appropriation, homophobia or misogyny

(via cutepea)

827 notes

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via cutepea)

198,697 notes

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(via smells-like-teen-sweat)

391,151 notes

spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

image

(via tyleroakley)

166,193 notes